Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie
In our society all of these women are regarded highly
Why are they praised again? It can’t be for making decisions wisely
Hmm I cannot possibly seem to find a way to describe them kindly
The pregnancy scandals, the cheating, nothing about them can be proclaimed concisely
According to their reality show, nothing in their world seems to go rightly
Except, what’s their net worth again precisely?
I bet most of them couldn’t even throw a ball
Oh, I will wait patiently for their empire to fall
Without the Kardashians, the rest of the world, emotionally and economically, would hit a wall
I mean seriously, if something happened to one of them, people would bawl
I guess some find a sense of escape and hope from them all?
Who knows, some may shame me for just being jealous of them overall
But I could look just like them after all
I would just need to give their plastic surgeon a call.